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Bow to Local Customs
Okay, so you have a Safety Officer with OCD telling you that some federal or state requirement, specification or papyrus credo needs you to be in accordance with blah…blah…blah… find me the vest link on the web, send me a picture or even send me a vest for “Hawaiian-izing” and we will talk to the powers-that-be, and see if we can hook you up, so that all that the Safety know-it-all can do is look at you and wonder why he never went into law. ANSI Class 3, with sleeves, available upon request (takes much, much more time as they are made each to order). Bulk orders welcome (will discuss price break with tribal elders)

 

Follow the trail to the Hut Store...

Hawaiian Safety Shirt

Phone: (818) 810-0822

Email: Info@hawaiiansafetyshirt.com

You sold on the Hawaiian Safety Shirt yet? If not, hear what others have to say about this one-of-a-kind apparel…

"I have to have something with that great logo on it! I want it!"

-- Hallucinogenic Passer-byer

"Surf's up"

-- Any Hawaiian that thinks any size water movement is an excuse not to work

"I never saw anything like that"

-- Kansas Farmer

"I never saw anything like that"

-- New York City Dweller

"What are you doing that for? What is that? Who are you?"

-- Friends, Family and Relatives

Other Great Applicable Quotes and more Eavesdropping:

"Wherever you go, there you are"- Buckaroo Banzai

"My life is my message"- Mahatma Gandhi

"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing." - Helen Keller

"Everything looks like a windmill, including you" - Some Man in La Mancha

"My feet hurt so I can't hear you"- overheard recently at the County Fair

"What do you want? SECURITY!"- Also overheard at the County Fair